“They say I’m crazy not to wear the cup. But I say, if the ball’s going to hit me there every 11 1/2 years, I’ll take my chances.”

The Huckster Spins His Yarns Once Again.

The Big Unit, recently retired pitcher Randy Johnson, will throw out the first pitch at the home opener at Safeco Field on April 12.

“Stay at home. If you’re not with us, stay at home. Please stay at home. Deion Branch said that. If you’re not with us, stay at home.”

Mike Holmgren sounded very much like a man ready to go a new direction — most likely the Cleveland Browns

Eddie Fatu: Dead at 36. Husband and father.

According to two sources, PWTorch has been told that former WWE star Umaga (Eddie Fatu) was found dead today by his wife. Another source says he is hospitalized in grave condition on life support awaiting his family arriving to be with him.

Gail Gagne, granddaughter of pro wrestling legend Verne Gagne is facing two counts of third-degree criminal-sexual conduct for alleged incidents with a 16-year-old male in 2008.

…loading their golf carts with clubs, balls, and tees, they brought along 28 cans of beer, a bottle of tequila, and “some marijuana.”

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Whitney Isleib has inadvertently stepped into a Halloween controversy by reportedly dressing up as soon-to-be incarcerated rapper Lil’ Wayne in black-face.

Tennis star ANDRE AGASSI kept a hair-raising secret under his hat throughout his stellar tennis career – his famous ‘lion-mane’ locks were in fact a wig.

Rumerz.com’s consulting psychic, Linda Lou spent much of this weekend taking mushrooms and staring at her Crystal Ball

In the upcoming issue of Sports Illustrated, an excerpt from Andre Agassi’s autobiography, Open, contains a startling confession: the tennis star used crystal meth during his career.

JC France was arrested in Daytona Beach with his “housemate” for an illegal trifecta: drug possession, street racing and DUI. Yup, Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Speaking with WSB world feed commentator Jonathan Green for his Speedgreen TV channel and bikesportnews.com, Byrne reveals that no progression has been made with the bike all season.

During Sunday’s Price Chopper 400 at Kansas Speedway, it was reported that officials told Brad Keselowski to not race so aggressively with the Chase drivers early in the race.

Rumerz floating around today regarding the health of Roddy Piper appear to be unfounded and while Piper has taken time off from all appearances due to doctor’s orders, he is expected to start back on an appearence schedule at the end of the month.

22 pit bulls were found on the property.

“I am exhausted from being punished because of someone else’s sins. Good night one, good night all! Until then.” – Matt Hardy on his Twitter.

Workers at an Arizona cryonics facility mutilated the frozen head of baseball legend Ted Williams – even using it for a bizarre batting practice, a new tell-all book claims.

Wrestletainer Dave Batista is clearing his garage! He’s put an okay 2008 Land Rover and a very nice Bentley up on eBay, but there’s only a day or so left. Loser gets hit with a folding chair!

“Now you have to remember he’d weighed in earlier that day at Detroit airport. Exactly 308 kilos. But when I got in position man, I just went f… it and lifted.”

The legendary 55-year-old wrestler candidly told The Sunday Telegraph he was considering a move to Sydney.

Stolen from the Sponge himself. Krazy Kurdt. Proven true in a court of law. Yet another sign the end is near.

The mama’s boy himself weighs in on the Meth Hardy situation on this fun piece of audio. We still walk around with a tennis racket here at The Potcast.

You want some advice on how to fix this? Here is where you start: with resignations.

Kurt Angle, Pittsburgh’s Olympic gold medalist and professional wrestling champion, was found not guilty of harassment and other charges were dropped on Tuesday stemming from the alleged stalking of his ex-live-in girlfriend.

TV viewers around the world saw the irate Wimbledon champion launch a threatening, profanity-laced tirade at a female line judge after being called for a foot fault.

Hardy, 32, was arrested after a search of his residence yielded 262 Vicodin prescription pills, 180 Soma prescription pills, 555 milliliters of anabolic steroids, a residual amount of powder cocaine and items of drug paraphernalia, according to a press release.

Too many snitches with cameras at house parties?

My recent posts about Pete Rose led a lot of you to bring up Joe Jackson, either (a) in support of keeping Rose banned (“Rose shouldn’t be let in as long as Shoeless Joe is banned!”) or (b) as a second guy, in addition to Rose, who should be let in (“the Hall of fame is worthless without Shoeless Joe and Rose!”).

Now, J.T. wants to re-enter the racing world once again – but not as J.T. – but rather as Terri O’Connell, a female.

Nearly £10,000 worth of cannabis and £4,000 in cash was found in a kennel in the raid.

The National Football League is reviewing a controversial block made by Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre during Monday night’s pre-season game with the Houston Texans, the league told CNN Radio on Tuesday.

Williams told the Herald that after he retires he plans on completing his undergraduate degree before applying to medical school. He told the newspaper that he has “at least two more years” of classes to complete for his bachelor’s degree after he retires.

Giving a new meaning to the term “governing body,” the IAAF, which oversees the sport of track and field internationally, has asked the South African athletics federation to conduct a gender verification exam on the nation’s running sensation, Caster Semenya, who won the 800-meter event at the world championships in Berlin on Wednesday.
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High drama reigned at the Raiders’ training camp Monday, where the team’s new head coach found himself answering questions about how one of his assistants was socked in the jaw.

The Pittsburgh native was arrested at about 7:50 a.m. Saturday in a Robinson Township strip mall parking lot.

A KICKBOXER and two pals are being quizzed by cops today after a savage attack on a dad-of-six which left him fighting for life.

David said: “When they first saw them, they were like, ‘Daddy, why are you in your underwear so everyone can see?’ They don’t mind. If they were older they’d be embarrassed, maybe.”

During my daylong visit to Cooper a few days after Morris’ release, he repeatedly looked me in the eye and convinced me he’d been scared straight, and I bought it like a chump.

A woman has been arrested in Mexico over the deaths of two midget wrestlers – twin brothers – discovered in a hotel room last month.

“Please lord give all of my beautiful fans, friends, enemies, and family rest. Bring all of us peace.”

COPS are hunting two drag queens after the midget wrestler murders in Mexico.

Former Xtreme Pro Wrestling (XPW for the cali wrestling fans) Promoters and former Extreme Associates owners Rob “Black” Zicari and Wife Janet “Lizzie Borden” Romano Were Sentanced to prison for Obscenity Charges on July 1st 2009.

Did the commissioner learn something about himself during the climb? “Yeah,” he said. “I probably shouldn’t be doing this on a regular basis.”

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Lenny Dykstra, the former star center fielder for the New York Mets and Philadelphia Phillies, has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.

Because their schedules — and, often, their salaries — are publicly available, athletes are an easy mark whenever they cross state lines.

While we’re not usually into the whole NASCAR schtick, we will attempt to cash in on it when there’s some hot turning left action here.

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