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Jeffrey Gonzalez’ first appearance on Rumerz.com Radio.    Tune in Monday, April 12th at 8pm Pacific to hear his triumphant return.  Hosted by Terry Fiero.

123 Year Old Groundhog: Time to retire?

Willingboro animal control officer Michelle Hamilton is in stable condition at Cooper University Hospital with 32 bite wounds to her back, shoulders and legs.

As of 3 p.m. Thursday, the cow was reportedly still alive.

Christian Walliser, 28, was attacked by the big cats as 170 horrified diners at at Pagel’s Dinner Circus looked on.

Consumer Reports’ latest test finds two-thirds of whole broilers bought in grocery stores nationwide tested positive for salmonella and or campylobacter, the leading bacterial causes of food-borne disease.

A former shelf-stacker who was allegedly filmed licking raw chickens at an Asda supermarket in Preston has been charged with criminal damage.

Inside a fully-cooked chicken they found cocaine with an estimated street value of $4,300.

“I am kneeling in about half an inch of bat poop,” he said with a chuckle.

A bill making the rounds on Capitol Hill marries two feel-good propositions — tax cuts and pet ownership — to generate a novel idea: A tax break of up to $3,500 per person for pet care expenses.

I would have been a good dog for someone out there but because someone thought my owner didn’t run my ad exactly to their own opinionated specs I was euthinized.

Grown by “Country Boy”

The 75-year-old Ohio man was golfing at the Ocean Creek Golf Course earlier Thursday afternoon when he sent a ball into a nearby pond.

“She really did love animals, so it’s kind of ironic that she gets killed by one,” said Scott McCabe, 37, of Lawrence, after learning yesterday of the weekend death of Walz, who was mauled by her pet black bear while cleaning its cage at her rural Pennsylvania home.

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“Our long-term study shows that El Niño, a global climate pattern, drives Sulfur butterfly migrations,” said Robert Srygley

Rumerz.com is anti-rape. Even if the 13 year old is really asking for it.

Kenny and Margaret Mahoney set up a motion camera in their grounds after their home-grown vegetables began to mysteriously disappear earlier this month.

“I was looking out the window and I saw this big huge furry thing and I was like ‘Whoa that’s a bear!’” said the 12-year-old.

The BBC wildlife expert Chris Packham has questioned the millions spent trying to save the giant panda from extinction and suggested that the bamboo-eating bear should be allowed to die out “with a degree of dignity”.

Scientists have been skeptical of claims of mathematical abilities in animals ever since the case of Clever Hans about 100 years ago.

Who will sniff for the bombs now? Seattle is doomed.

But no matter how hard Phyllis Bacon scours her garden, she can find no trace of her silver-winged visitor. All she has is this picture.

“My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes.”

Joanna, who had a baby just two weeks ago, suddenly found herself in the darkness – wrestling with the wild animal to save her terrier.

“It’s almost a full adult, so it has survived this long being bright pink there is a chance it will live to reproduce and pass on its pink gene.”

The teen accused of using her pit bull as a weapon to attack two women has pleaded guilty.

A 41-year-old man who witnesses said had been drinking since 9 a.m. was arrested Monday afternoon after authorities say he created a disturbance by pretending to drown and throw jellyfish on teenagers.

A 200-pound llama was free and roaming Mower County for a week, but his life on the run came to a sad end Monday when authorities gave up the chase and just killed it instead.